The next day, he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away.
“Oh honey, I’m so happy,” he said. “Who took you to the hospital?”
“Your brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized, he named the twins.”
The husband was horrified. “But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?”
The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boy. Joe named the girl Deniece.”
The husband interrupted, “Well, that’s not so bad. What did he name the boy?”
“Joe named the boy De-nephew.”
